Welcome to day 5 of vacation! Day-drinking in the sun all day on a speedboat rocking on beautiful lake water is perhaps taking a toll on our long-term well-being but we’re gonna push through until we’re either relaxed or dead WOW I have acid reflux and it’s not even 2pm!!!! ! !! !
This is as ironic as I get (about 3%, don’t worry still 97% sincere)
Me in Missouri
I wear hats now, specifically, this hat!!!
This week I sunburned my knees, quit a volunteer gig I’ve had for eight years, and got my first publication rejection since (checks submittable) January 2014. Something something sex is good but something about removing yourself as an admin from a notification-heavy Facebook group while using your phone as a wifi hotspot in extremely rural Missouri??
The group-sourced grocery list I texted my dad three days ago
Onion
Snacks (Chex mix etc, perhaps some cheez-its!)*
Corona refrescas (guava lime)
Macaroni salad
Don't forget the lighter fluid**
@CORONA SPONSOR ME, YOU COWARDS!!!!
*He got four kinds of Chex Mix and a bag of white cheddar Cheetos Puffs, objectively the best choices
**He didn’t, of course
Fleishman Is in Trouble continues to be my only book recommendation
Except for perhaps this obituary in the local paper
RIP meme lord :( :( :(
Dooon’t see me getting over 90s music anytime this summer
Larry made this playlist (shuffle it!!!) inspired by our latest obsession with 90s alt hits and it’s the perfect soundtrack for chugging your third Guava Lime Refresca of the afternoon while floating in freshwater, your thighs safely ensconced in a foam saddle:
Ok pfew I wasn’t kidding about that hotspot, so let’s call it a day for the sake of precious data!!
I love you,
Lindsey